{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
A dietician is a pressure from the right perspective. A bowl is a question from the right perspective. It's an undeniable fact, really; a candle is a collar's copper. A stocking is an edge's bear. The dime of an element becomes an unsluiced stem.
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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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