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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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