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Thatched Cottages at Cordeville, 1890 or Chaumes de Cordeville à Auvers-sur-Oise is an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh that was painted in May 1890 while living in Auvers-sur-Oise, France.
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STAYC is a South Korean girl group formed by High Up Entertainment. The group is composed of six members: Sumin, Sieun, Isa, Seeun, Yoon, and J. Mainly produced by K-pop duo Black Eyed Pilseung, they debuted on November 12, 2020, with the release of their debut single album Star to a Young Culture. From September 2023 to March 2024 they embarked on their first world tour.
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