{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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